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Happy kid

Now.. he looks like a happy kid, right ? :)


Zinedine Zidane's head and some points of view

In the 110th minute of the 2006 World Cup final against Italy, Zidane was sent off for headbutting Marco Materazzi in the chest in an off the ball incident. The two players exchanged words before Zidane began to walk away from him. Materazzi then said something to Zidane, who turned around, made a run-up and head-butted Materazzi in the chest, sending him to the ground.

These are some points of view about this subject :

as seen by the Frenchas seen by the French

 

as seen by the Italiansas seen by the Italians

 

as reported by the pressas reported by the press

 

You can find the entire gallery here.


Ebay: grotesque and funny

The images here are not in any relation with the text. These are two situations somehow similar but in contrast...
I imagine that women in front of the shop thinking "Hmm, they moved to eBay.. what i am gonna do... from where should i get my meat from now on ?.. when searching for the 'eBay street' and the new shop, she come with an idea.. Hmm, i feel like changing the daily menu a bit.. what about eating an young boy leg for dinner.. i bet it's better than a chicken"
But, this is seriously and sick. Be careful at what are you selling on ebay.. someone may buy it.

 

""Daniel O'Dee put his body for sale up on eBay as a joke but actually got a serious reply from someone who was claiming to be a cannibal from Germany.
According to this alleged “cannibal” there are a syndicate of eBay users who help fund the cost of buying corpses.

That’s nice.

When Daniel replied to the sick **** and told him “Hey, I was drunk it was just a joke,” the cannibal replied that he was “disappointed” in a creepy sort of cannibalistic kinda way.
"I'm disappointed that this was your own body you were selling as I want one as soon as possible," the message read.
"If you have any other access to a fresh corpse I would be interested. I guarantee that it will be more than a fair price."
If I was O’Dee I would be thinking, “Hold up, what do you mean “any other access” I thought I told your sick *** this was a joke?”""


Sexy advertising

A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage.

After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him after she prepares him a drink.

She slowly spread her legs,and in a husky come f**k me voice says "Honey, would you like some of this?"

The husband looks between his ageing wife's legs and lets out his breath, looking up at his doting wife replies, "HELL, NO! Look what it's done to your underwear."

 

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If your memory makes fun of you

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

If your memory make jokesIf your memory make jokes

Proof that Cats Love Music

Cats have a much better sense of hearing than we humans. Your cat can hear tones that you can no longer hear. When a rolled up ball of paper drops rustling to the floor, the cat knows exactly where to look for it. It has such finely developed ears that it can distinguish the patter of mouse paws from other sounds in its vicinity.

And this is the proof Smile

Click the images to see them in action

The House CatThe House CatThe HipHop CatThe HipHop Cat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Metal CatsThe Metal CatsThe Stevie Wonder CatThe Stevie Wonder Cat


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