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Advices for those who take life too seriously
- Save the whales. Collect the whole set
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
- Plan to be spontaneous – tomorrow.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
- Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
- A day without sunshine is, like, night.
- I intend to live forever – so far so good.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
- Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
- No one is listening until you make a mistake.
- Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
- You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
- The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
- Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.